Velocity results!

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6th October

John Cena def Albert

Billy Kidman def Doug Basham

Tajiri def shannon Moore

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13th October

Chavo Gurerro defeated Crash

Albert defeated funaki

Ron simmons A.K.A Farooq defeated Chuck Palumbo

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20th October

Tajiri defeated Funaki

Albert defeated Bobby Rood

Crash (i think) defeated Shannon Moore

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27th October

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WWE Velocity Television Report
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz.

-First Match: Crash Holly vs. Funaki:
A bunch of fast paced moves dealing with the arm to start off, and then a standoff. Funaki then shakes Crash Holly’s hand. Crash Holly then tries to do an impression of a karate expert. Funaki hits him and then delivers an armdrag, a hiptoss, and a dropkick. Crash Holly then delivers a clothesline and a bodyslam. Funaki hits a sunset flip for a pin and a 2 count. Crash Holly pins Funaki for a 2 count. Crash Holly then locks on a Bow and Arrow submission. Crash Holly then delivers a knee to the back. Funaki hits a bulldog, a drop toe hold, and dropkicks Crash Holly in the face. Funaki then pins Crash Holly for a 2 count. Funaki then hits a crossbody and Crash Holly rolls through with a pin on Funaki for a 2 count. Crash Holly then makes the Nation of Domination sign. Okay, I hope that’s not a sign of things to come. Crash Holly rolls up Funaki for a pin and a 2 count and then Funaki reverses the pin and gets a pin of his own and the 3 count.
Winner: Funaki.

-Commercial Break.

-Second Match: Chuck Palumbo vs. Albert:
Lockup. Albert delivers 2 splashes and then pins Chuck Palumbo for a 2 count. Albert hits a clothesline and then delivers a knee to the gut. Albert then knees Chuck Palumbo in the face and slingshots him throat first into the 2nd rope. Albert then pins Chuck Palumbo for a 2 count. Albert puts on a headlock, but Chuck Palumbo elbows out. Albert hits a bicycle kick and pins Chuck Palumbo for a 2 count. Albert then hits the Vader Bomb and pins Chuck Palumbo for another 2 count. Chuck Palumbo then hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex and a superkick. Chuck Palumbo pins Albert for a 2 count. Albert then hits the Baldo Bomb on Chuck Palumbo and pins him for the 3 count.
Winner: Albert.

-Commercial Break.

-JVC Extreme Blast of the Night: Edge & Rey Mysterio beating The Guerreros on Smackdown.

-Footage is shown of Kurt Angle & Chris Benoit fighting over their Tag Team title trophy. Highlights are then shown of Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit.

-Commercial Break.

-A video is shown of the H*** In A Cell match between The Undertaker and Brock Lesnar.

-Third Match: D-Von & Ron Simmons vs. Chase Stevens & Big Bully Douglas:
Battle of WWE vs. NWA-TNA! Chase is one half of the Hot Shots from NWA-TNA. Big Bully Douglas is from USA-Wrestling in Tennessee. He also used to wear a “Hot Rod” t-shirt. I guess Chase and Douglas are connected by the word “Hot”. Anyway, Ron Simmons and Big Bully Douglas start off. Big Bully Douglas puts on a headlock, but then Ron Simmons hits a Yakuza Kick. Big Bully Douglas then hits a jawbreaker. Chase Stevens comes in. Big mistake. Ron Simmons delivers a knee to the gut and D-Von comes in and then hits a revolving elbow. Ron Simmons comes in again. Ron Simmons hits a bodyslam and a headbutt and then pins Chase Stevens for a 2 count. D-Von comes in. Chase Stevens hits a crossbody and pins D-Von for a 2 count. D-Von hits a clothesline and a powerslam. Ron Simmons comes in and pins Chase Stevens for a 2 count. Ron Simmons then hits the Spinebuster. D-Von hits the Flying Headbutt and pins Chase Stevens for the 3 count.
Winners: D-Von & Ron Simmons.

-Commercial Break.

-Bret Hart is coming back! No wait, that’s just a commercial for WWE Anthology.

-Footage is shown of The Big Show returning to Smackdown.

-WWE Overdrive of the Night: Brock Lesnar accepting The Big Show’s challenge for a match.

-Commercial Break.

-Footage is shown from the last episode of Tough Enough III.

-Main Event: Bikini Match: Nidia vs. Torrie Wilson:
Gum vs. Lollipop! Lockup to start. Nidia gets an arm wringer. Nidia then gets a headlock. Nidia then follows through with a headlock takedown. Torrie Wilson then locks on a headscissors. Torrie Wilson slingshots Nidia into the turnbuckles. Torrie Wilson then pins Nidia for a 2 count. Nidia hits a clothesline. Torrie Wilson pins Nidia for a 2 count. Torrie Wilson then hits a clothesline, and another clothesline. Torrie Wilson then hits a Swinging Neckbreaker and pins Nidia for a 2 count. Nidia kicks Torrie Wilson in the ribs. Nidia then hits a suplex and pins Torrie Wilson for a 2 count. Nidia then hits a snapmare. Torrie Wilson hits a drop toe hold. Nidia hit a clothesline and pins Torrie Wilson for a 2 count. Torrie Wilson hits a Knife Edged Chop and pins Nidia for the 3 count.
Winner: Torrie Wilson.

-End Show.

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WWE Velocity Television Report

Announcers: Michael Cole & Marc Loyd.

-First Match: D-Von vs. Chuck Palumbo:
Winner: Chuck Palumbo.

-Highlights are shown of Chris Benoit vs. Edge from Smackdown.

-Highlights are shown of Eddie Guerrero vs. Kurt Angle, and then Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit’s backstage fight at the Halloween party

-Highlights are shown from Tough Enough 3.

-Second Match: Chavo Guerrero vs. Tyson Dux:
Winner: Chavo Guerrero.

.WWE Overdrive of the Night: Brock Lesnar accepting The Big Show’s challenge for a match 2 weeks ago on Smackdown.

-Footage is shown of Paul Heyman talking strategy with Brock Lesnar.

-Footage is shown of The Big Show attacking The Undertaker 2 weeks ago on Smackdown.

-Footage is then shown from Smackdown of The Big Show calling out Brock Lesnar.

-Highlights are shown of Brock Lesnar vs. Rey Mysterio from Smackdown.

-Footage is shown from WWE Rebellion.

-Third Match: Albert vs. Mark Bartolucci:
Winner: Albert.

-Main Event: Jamie Noble & Crash Holly (w/Nidia) vs. Billy Kidman & Funaki:
Jamie Noble and Billy Kidman start. Lockup. Jamie Noble delivers a knee to the gut. Billy Kidman hits a flying headscissors. Funaki comes in. Double Hiptoss, Double Dropkick, and Double Baseball Slide by Billy Kidman and Funaki. Jamie Noble chokes Funaki with his boot and then pins Funaki for a 2 count. Crash Holly comes in. Crash Holly hits a suplex and then pins Funaki for a 2 count. Crash Holly then pins Funaki 3 times in a row, all resulting in 2 counts. Crash Holly hits a Drop Toe Hold. Jamie Noble comes in and hits an elbow drop. Jamie Noble chokes Funaki with the ropes. Jamie Noble then hits a snapmare and locks on a Camel Clutch. Funaki gets a pin for a 1 count. Funaki then hits a backslide and gets a pin for the 2 count. Jamie Noble then hits a clothesline and pins Funaki for a 2 count. Crash Holly comes in. Crash Holly hits a snapmare and then dropkicks Jamie Noble in the back of the head. Crash Holly pins Funaki for a 2 count. Jamie Noble comes in and delivers a knee to the gut. Funaki then hits a bulldog. Crash Holly comes in and Billy Kidman comes in. Billy Kidman hits a revolving elbow and then cleans house. Billy Kidman hits a DDT and a Neckbreaker on Jamie Noble and Crash Holly, at the same time. Billy Kidman gets a pin for a 2 count. Crash Holly hits a Flying Bulldog and pins Billy Kidman for the 2 count. Nidia then hits a crossbody on Crash Holly by accident. Billy Kidman then hits the Skyhigh and pins Crash Holly for a 2 count. Billy Kidman then hits an Enziguri and the Shooting Star Press and pins Crash Holly for the 3 count.
Winners: Billy Kidman & Funaki.

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WWE Velocity Television Report

Announcers: Marc Loyd and Michael Cole.

-First Match: Crash Holly vs. Tajiri:
Tajiri is the first person Crash Holly faced way back in the day in June 2001. Lockup. Tajiri delivers an armdrag. Crash Holly hits a legsweep and pins Tajiri for a 1 count. Tajiri then also hits a legsweep and pins Crash Holly for a 1 count. Stand off. Tajiri delivers a knife edged chop and a kick to the head. Both men go to the outside and Crash Holly drops Tajiri chest first across the guardrail. Crash Holly then rolls Tajiri into the ring and pins him for a 2 count. Crash Holly hits a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker and pins Tajiri for another 2 count. Crash Holly then delivers an eye gouge and a backbreaker and then locks a submission onto Tajiri, aiming for the back. Crash Holly hits a powerbomb and then Tajiri delivers a kick. Tajiri then delivers a backkick and pins Crash Holly for a 2 count. Tajiri then hits a Handspring Elbow and pins Crash Holly for a 2 count. Tajiri dropkicks Crash Holly in the face. Tajiri then pins Crash Holly for a 2 count. Tajiri locks on the Tarantula. Tajiri then delivers 2 kicks to the head and pins Crash Holly for the 3 count.
Winner: Tajiri.

Footage is shown of Al Wilson asking Dawn Marie to marry him.

-Highlights are shown of the 2 out of 3 falls match between Rey Mysterio & Edge vs. Kurt Angle & Chris Benoit.

-Highlights are shown from the last episode of Tough Enough 3.

-Second Match: Albert vs. Jason Porcano:
Albert hits an elbow drop. Jason Porcano hits a headbutt into Albert’s stomach. Albert hits a bicycle kick, slingshots Jason Porcano throat first into the second rope, and then hits the Baldo Bomb for the pin and the 3 count.
Winner: Albert.

-Footage is shown of The Big Show cutting a promo. Then highlights are shown of Brock Lesnar vs. Eddie Guerrero, and when The Big Show threw Brock Lesnar off the stage.

-“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner video is shown. I hope Scott Steiner’s catchphrase isn’t “Holla if ya hear me”.

-Main Event: D-Von & Ron Simmons vs. Funaki & Chuck Palumbo:
Chuck Palumbo and Ron Simmons start off. Lockup to start. Ron Simmons puts on a headlock and then hits a shoulder knockdown. Chuck Palumbo delivers a powerslam and pins Ron Simmons for a 2 count. Lockup. Ron Simmons hits a bodyslam. Chuck Palumbo gets a school boy rollup pin for a 2 count. Chuck Palumbo hits a drop toe hold. D-Von comes in. Chuck Palumbo hits an armdrag. Funaki comes in. Chuck Palumbo hits a bodyslam. Chuck Palumbo and Funaki then do the old Kaientai double team move with Chuck Palumbo holding D-Von for a Camel Clutch and Funaki dropkicking D-Von in the face. D-Von hits an eye gouge and a knife edged chop. Funaki then hits 2 dropkicks. Funaki pins D-Von for a 2 count. Funaki then hits a bodypress. Ron Simmons comes in. Lockup. Ron Simmons shoves Funaki down. Ron Simmons then delivers a knee to the gut and Funaki hits a dropkick. Ron Simmons then hits a clothesline. Ron Simmons then pins Funaki for a 2 count. D-Von comes in. D-Von hits a revolving elbow. D-Von then delivers a snapmare. D-Von then puts on a headlock. D-Von follows up with a powerslam and pins Funaki for a 2 count. Ron Simmons comes in. Ron Simmons puts on a Camel Clutch. D-Von comes in. D-Von hits an Eye Gouge. Ron Simmons then comes in again. Ron Simmons locks on a Camel Clutch. Funaki then hits a DDT. D-Von & Chuck Palumbo come in. Chuck Palumbo cleans house and gets a pin for a 2 count. Funaki comes in. Funaki hits a Crossbody and gets a pin for a 2 count. D-Von then hits a neckbreaker and pins Funaki for a 2 count. Funaki then gets a pin for the 3 count.
Winners: Funaki & Chuck Palumbo.

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the 30th November 2002

Your hosts are Michael Cole & Marc Loyd.

-First Match: Rikishi vs. Redd Dogg:
Redd Dogg is under a development contract. He’s also a former member of Da Baldies. He’s also married to Jazz. The only thing he’s not is Clifford, the Big Red Dog. Rikishi pushes down Redd Dogg. Redd Dogg gets up and Rikishi pushes him down again. Rikishi whips Redd Dogg into the corner and then delivers a clothesline. Rikishi hits a forearm smash and then a side belly-to-belly suplex. Redd Dogg hits a clothesline and then woofs a little bit. Rikishi delivers an eye rake but then Redd Dogg elbows Rikishi in the face. Rikishi then hits a Samoan Drop and gives Redd Dogg the stinkface. Rikishi then hits a DDT and gives Redd Dogg the Rump Shaker and pins him for the 3 count.
Winner: Rikishi.

-Commercial Break.

-A recap is shown of what happened this past week on Tough Enough 3. It sucks Scott left.

-Albert & Bill DeMott vs. Coates and Cusick:
Bill DeMott has Marc Mero’s old theme music. Bill DeMott and Coates start off. Lockup. A break, and then another lockup. Bill DeMott puts on a headlock. Bill DeMott then puts on a hammerlock but Coates reverses with a hammerlock of his own. Coates then delivers a drop toe hold. Cusick comes in and drops an elbow on Bill DeMott’s knee and then locks on a toe hold. Albert comes in. Coates comes in for a quick clothesline on Albert. Cusick then drops the elbow on Albert’s knee. Cusick hits two dropkicks but then Albert delivers a knee to the chest. Bill DeMott comes in. Bill DeMott hits a clothesline and pins Coates for a 2 count. Bill DeMott then pins Coates for another 2 count. Coates hits an elbow and then a dropkick to Albert’s knee. Coates delivers a Sunset Flip to Bill DeMott and pins him for a 2 count. A+B Train by Albert & Bill DeMott. Albert then hits the Bicycle Kick and Bill DeMott delivers the No Laughing Matter and pins Coates for the 3 count.
Winners: Albert & Bill DeMott.

-A replay of the finish is shown.

-Commercial Break.

-WWE Lugz Boot of the Week: Dawn Marie & Al Wilson inviting everyone to their wedding.

-Footage of the Pilgrim Fashion Show from Smackdown is shown. That was one of the funniest segments I’ve seen in a while.

-Anthology Cuts: Kurt Angle.

-Commercial Break.

-Raw Retro: Hulk Hogan & The Rock standing face to face for the first time. The funny thing is the WWF logo is blocked out on Hulk Hogan’s microphone.

-John Cena vs. Danny DeNucci:
John Cena comes out and raps. Just call John Cena JC Ice and then we got B-Squared and all we need are some stolen hubcaps and you have PG-13 2002. Danny DeNucci starts off with a hiptoss and a clothesline and then hits a spinning heel kick. Danny DeNucci then hits a drop toe hold and locks on a front face lock and an arm wringer. John Cena chokes Danny DeNucci with the ropes and then hits an elbow and a suplex and pins Danny DeNucci for the 2 count. John Cena then hits a back suplex and pins Danny DeNucci for the 2 count. John Cena hits a clothesline and pins Danny DeNucci for the 2 count. Danny DeNucci hits an elbow and then a top rope clothesline. Danny DeNucci then hits a backbody drop and a bulldog. Danny DeNucci pins John Cena for the 2 count. John Cena hits a short arm clothesline and then delivers the Protobomb and pins Danny DeNucci for the 3 count.
Winner: John Cena.

-Commercial Break.

-A video is shown highlighting the feud between Brock Lesnar and The Big Show.

-Footage is shown from Smackdown of Stephanie McMahon suspending Brock Lesnar. Footage is then shown of Brock Lesnar attacking The Big Show at Smackdown.

-Commercial Break.

-WWE Rewind: Scott Steiner beating up Jamie Noble.

-Crash Holly vs. Funaki:
Crash Holly delivers a bodyslam. Funaki then puts on an armbar. Funaki then puts on a headlock. Funaki then puts on the armbar again. Crash Holly and Funaki fight on the outside and then Crash Holly gets a pin for the 2 count. Funaki hits a DDT. Funaki delivers a bulldog and pins Crash Holly for the 2 count. Funaki then pins Crash Holly for another 2 count and Crash Holly pins Funaki for the 2 count. Crash Holly then pins Funaki again and gets the 3 count.
Winner: Crash Holly.

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Your hosts are Michael Cole & Marc Loyd.

-Crash Holly vs. Shannon Moore:
Hey look, Shannon Moore is back. Crash Holly goes old-school and starts stomping the mat and clapping to get the crowd behind him. Lockup to start. Crash Holly puts on an arm wringer and then Shannon Moore locks on an arm wringer. Crash Holly then puts on an arm wringer and then hits a headlock takedown and then Shannon Moore hits a headlock takedown. Lockup again. Shannon Moore delivers a forearm smash and then Crash Holly delivers a clothesline and a dropkick. Crash Holly then delivers a bodyslam and pins Shannon Moore for the 2 count. Shannon Moore then delivers a Drop Toe Hold and a butt slam. Shannon Moore hits a clothesline and a back suplex and pins Crash Holly for the 2 count. Shannon Moore then locks in a Camel Clutch. Crash Holly gets a rollup for a pin and the 2 count. Shannon Moore delivers a knee to the gut and then hits a Flipping Swinging Neckbreaker and pins Crash Holly for a 2 count. Shannon Moore then pins Crash Holly for another 2 count. Shannon Moore delivers a bodyslam but then Crash Holly hits a neckbreaker. Crash Holly then hits a clothesline and an elbow. Crash Holly follows up with a powerbomb and pins Shannon Moore for the 2 count. Crash Holly then pins Shannon Moore for another 2 count. Crash Holly then hits a Tilt-A-Whirl Faceslam and pins Shannon Moore for the 3 count.
Winner: Crash Holly.

-John Cena (w/ B-Squared) vs. Paul London:
Paul London is from Ring of Honor, and he also had the honor of being the fan Ric Flair punched out when he was arrested and feuding with The Undertaker during Wrestlemania time. Lockup to start. Paul London puts on a waistlock but then John Cena counters with mat work and he pins Paul London for the 2 count. Paul London puts on an armlock and then hits a headscissors. Paul London then hits a spinning heel kick and a dropkick with a backflip to it. d**n, that was nice. Paul London then pins John Cena for a 2 count. Paul London then works a side headlock. John Cena hits a clothesline and pins Paul London for the 2 count. John Cena then chokes Paul London with the ropes and again pins him for a 2 count. John Cena hits a back suplex and pins Paul London for another 2 count. John Cena then locks on a Full Nelson and delivers an elbow, and then pins Paul London for the 2 count. Paul London hits an Enziguri. Paul London then hits two dropkicks, both with the backflip. Paul London then hits a Flying Forarm and an Asai Moonsault and pins John Cena for the 2 count. John Cena then hits the Protobomb and pins Paul London for the 3 count.
Winner: John Cena.

-Rikishi vs. Mike Fox:
Lockup. Mike Fox gets a headlock but Rikishi hits a shoulder knockdown. Rikishi then hits 3 knife edged chops. Mike Fox gets an eye rake and then Rikishi hits a bodyslam. Rikishi then hits a legdrop and a buttslam, and then delivers the stinkface, and to continue this run-on sentence, Rikishi hits a Superkick and the Rump Shaker and pins Mike Fox for the 3 count.
Winner: Rikishi.

-Highlights are shown of the No. 1 Contender’s Match from Smackdown between Kurt Angle, Edge, Eddie Guerrero, & Chris Benoit.

-Extreme Blast of the Night: Brock Lesnar telling The Big Show and Paul Heyman that he’s going to see the Pay Per View in-person. Hey Brock, don’t forget to send your HOLT Report to the PW Torch.

-Matt Hardy vs. Chuck Palumbo:
Mattitude Fact: Matt Hardy is a great juggler. Lockup to start. Lockup again. Matt Hardy gets on a hammerlock. Lockup. Matt Hardy gets on an arm wringer and then Chuck Palumbo reverses with his own arm wringer and then Chuck Palumbo puts on a hammerlock. Matt Hardy delivers an eye gouge. Chuck Palumbo delivers a side suplex. A funny thing is Marc Loyd talks about Albert injuring Rey Mysterio during this match, when it was originally supposed to be Matt Hardy doing it. Matt Hardy delivers a neckbreaker and pins Chuck Palumbo for the 2 count. Matt Hardy puts a chinlock through the ropes on Chuck Palumbo. Matt Hardy delivers elbows and another elbow. Matt Hardy then delivers a snapmare and an elbow drop and then another elbow drop. Matt Hardy delivers a neckbreaker and pins Chuck Palumbo for the 2 count. Matt Hardy puts on a headlock but Chuck Palumbo elbows out. Chuck Palumbo then hits a short-arm clothesline and a back suplex. Chuck Palumbo hits 2 clothesline and then a side suplex and pins Matt Hardy for the 2 count. Chuck Palumbo then hits the Chuck Deluxe and pins Matt Hardy for the 2 count. Matt Hardy hits the Side Effect and pins Chuck Palumbo for the 2 count. Matt Hardy delivers an elbow and Chuck Palumbo delivers a hard punch and pins Matt Hardy for the 2 count. Matt Hardy then hits the Twist of Fate and pins Chuck Palumbo for the 3 count.
Winner: Matt Hardy.